So today is the first full day of a democratic president since I've been out of my teens, since I've been able to vote. Goodness.
So now that we've got our guy in office what are we gonna do now??
1. Move all the terrorists in and make 'em comfy.
2. Take all the guns away from hard workin' Americans.
3. Abort all babies -mostly for sport (except for the ones we give to newly wedded gay couples)
4. Let all the crazy Mexicans take all our jobs (err, the ones that are left, that is....)
5. SOCIALIZED medicine...OH GOD NOOOOOOOO!!!!!
6. Stem cell research on our newly created army of fetuses.
Given that last one may be in bad taste.
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